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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the other piece of advice I would give them.
by Sexydimma February 10, 2017
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Dos

A guy who has multiple relationships ongoing at the same time. He will invite more than one of his girls to his own party on the same night, and he often has his girls on rotation so he can get fucked any given night. All of the girls recognize each other at every party, but are all unaware that Dos has been sleeping with all of them and having them share the same towel to use after they shower.
Most Doses are “rappers” or “trappers”. Red flag to keep your eye out for.
It is also common for a Dos to lie about his age, for instance he may say he’s 26 but actually be turning 30. You may also find out he has 2 kids with 2 different baby mommas. Also that he has 6 mugshots for several charging including terroristic threats/ actions.

Doses are pieces of work.
“Omg that guy I was hanging out with was such a Dos!”

Somebody needs to tell that girl that she’s getting Dosed.”
by boistate69 December 7, 2020
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Do it for the snap

Similar to "Do it for the vine"

Just doing "Do it for the snap" because there is a channel on Snapchat where its 10 second talents.
Girl 1: Do it for the snap
Girl 2: *does the talent*
by UltraOnUrbanDictionary November 15, 2019
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do bone

the do bone is centrally located immediately above the female and/or male crotchal region - but below the FUPA or GUNT. distance between the do bone and crotchal region may vary but is typically less than one half inch. many are unaware of the do bone's existence due to a combination of factors; such as excessive hair in upper crotchal region or the absence of semi-rough sexual episodes performed in the missionary or pile driver position. in such positions, the do bone of the rowdy sex partners may align, collide, and cause pain while "doing it" - hence the "do bone".
"my boyfriend and i were making humps when our do bones hit! OUCH!"
by Just_McLovin June 17, 2009
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mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
mugGet the mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.mug.

doing a caitlin

is a women who loves to cuddle their boyfriend while watching a movie, then violently beats his balls and attempts to poke the man’s ass and then continues to cuddle the man ready to strike again.
she started “doing a caitlin” to me
by higgysmalls September 27, 2023
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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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