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Do the Schalker

To "do the Schalker," also known as the "Gelsenkirchen Goodbye" (GG), is a specific act of street violence, commonly attributed to FC Schalke 04 Hooligans, which involves brutally kicking a person after they are already on the ground and defenseless. The act itself has no direct connection to the sport of football, but is rather a form of assault often triggered by something as innocuous as the victim taking a photograph.
I thought it was a parade and wanted to take pictures, but they were Schalke Hools who shoved me to the ground and were about to do the Schalker.
by Wenning October 14, 2025
mugGet the Do the Schalkermug.

Doing a Tyler

When one says “I’ll be back”, then leaves and doesn’t come back.
“Eli said he’ll comeback but he did a tyler.”

Doing a Tyler- When one says “I’ll be back”, then leaves and doesn’t come back.
by YeahMeToo February 25, 2018
mugGet the Doing a Tylermug.

Do a Rhino

To absolutely wreck a weekend away by leaving a trail of destruction on the first night.
'How was Poland dear did anyone Do a Rhino?' ' It was amazing but Mr X 'did a Rhino' on the first night, got too excited, got wasted then got in a hottub with two hookers, lost £5 grand on his credit card then shat himself'
by Kaiser1983 June 17, 2025
mugGet the Do a Rhinomug.

can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
by von groovy July 19, 2024
mugGet the can't gonna do thatmug.

tb;do

Literally, "Too big; didn't open"

Said whenever a noob makes a post with an attached image that is too big to bother downloading to view in full size, specially on an image board like 4chan, instead of resizing it to a more practical size.

Usually implies that the person using it tried to open the image in full size but immediatly stopped the download after a couple of seconds of said image slowly appearing 90' style because it wasn't worth the wait (judgement made on the thumbnail) or as a protest against such an unrespectful behaviour.

When informed of his mistake, the noob will usually comment in a derogative tone on the internet connection of the protesters.
Original poster: "Hi guys what do you think of my new sweater? (2.25 MB, 3264x2448)"
User 1: "tb;do"
User 2: "learn2resize"
Original poster: "Remember how it's 2010 and it's not my fault if you still use a 56kb modem".
User 1: "Remember how i'm not wasting my pricey mobile internet traffic because you can't bother to use a stupid image editing software."
by keichix December 31, 2010
mugGet the tb;domug.

staffmas do

a staff xmas do or.... do staff at xmas
i have too many!! well is must have 20 letters and at least 3 words, mass staff do...
by pseudo-nymph January 4, 2005
mugGet the staffmas domug.
-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...
by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018
mugGet the why do you have to be there for so long?mug.

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