Dick sniffles

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .

Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"

by BKD1099 October 27, 2016

bag of dicks

A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.

Troy is a selfish fucking fat bag of dicks.

by AlohaTaco November 23, 2016

dick in ya

When a dick is physically in you.

Yo, that a dick in ya?

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

gross dick

When a man's erection has nothing going for it, unsightly and putrid.

That jabronie has a gross dick. You should do anal instead.

by winedick October 20, 2015

Dick Shaker

A woman who is horrible at seducing.

Did you hear? Jen is a dick shaker

by aaaaaamazing December 6, 2015

Gladiator Dick

The appearance of your dick after having sex with your girl during her shark week.

Bro she was on the rag, and gave me gladiator dick.

by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016

gentle dick

The guys who act nice one minute and a jerk the next. Basically their fake.

OMG Tommy is such a gentle dick! he held the door for me and then he smacked my ass when I was almost through the door!

by Ghetto Blasta January 22, 2016