Jack Crowley

Fucking mastermind

"finabache sequence " - Jack Crowley in Mr Robertsons class

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 December 13, 2022

jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community

That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed

by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018

Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things

Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack

by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020

The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).

Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.

by mali69 August 21, 2024

Jack

Very weird into milfs and little boys. Lives in Akron Iowa in the rich rich part of town. Thinks he’s hot. His middle names Ryan. He’s also a simp.

jack is a simp

by Jack Terpstra March 24, 2020

Handy jacked

When someone refuses to pay for work completed.

I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.

by Big boppe5 September 27, 2021

Jack Attack

When you or someone else over reacts or acts like they know everything. Also used for any state of discomfort or annoyance. May also be a literal physical attack or emotional attack on someone. Can be used as a warning like " Don't have a Jack Attack" or "I'm going to have a Jack Attack".

"I'm going to have a Jack Attack."

by Hannahcollier08 July 20, 2017