Georgia goodie

Shoving a frozen banana up your nose then putting a frozen shit you took earlier to then put it in your grandmas stinky, wrinkled ass to then eat here out while her pussy is dripping with ketchup and cheese wizz

Me and my granny are gonna stay home and participate in a good ol’ Georgia goodie

by User99554466 December 2, 2024

Rockford Goodbye

Knocking someone up before leaving town, preferably for good.

C: Hi I'm C.
A: Hello C, I'm A. How long are you in town for?
C: About 8 months.

A: Nice! Are you planning giving someone the ol' Rockford Goodbye while your here?
C: I mean there isn't much else to do around here.

by Tourettes4100 December 9, 2024

dallas goodbye

Underachievement in critical moments; When an individual or team consistently falls short of expectations, despite having resources or talent to succeed.

Once again, the Cowboys have done the Dallas Goodbye, getting eliminated in the first round of playoffs.

by Razo December 29, 2024

Austrian Goodbye

The Austrian Goodbye is referring to the act of shooting ones self in the head, not unlike the cause of death of the failed Austrian painter and dictator Adolf Hitler.

"Hey what happened to that guy that was just here? Did he leave?"
"No he confessed to someone using a r/historymemes "Will you be my Erika" template and then did the Austrian Goodbye in the bathroom"

by SonOfaDeadMeme January 16, 2025

Mr Goodbytes

a fool who does not know what happiness is and envies others happiness.

hes a Mr Goodbytes....always wishing he had the happiness of others......

by happyterry March 18, 2025

Russian Goodbye

Sort of like an “Irish Goodbye,” dismissing yourself without a farewell, but doing it angrily. Very. VERY ANGRY. Often throwing your girlfriends keys at of your blue Toyota Tacoma window, after losing a game of parking lot tennis after track practice.

Layton was very upset that his blind ass eyes could not see the tennis ball, losing him the series, so he hit a RUSSIAN GOODBYE, leaving without kissing me goodbye. Instead throwing the ball through my car window.

by Silly socks May 1, 2025

Powdered Goods

noun
High-grade Colombian recreational substance that comes in a fine white crystalline form. Often seen at exclusive parties and private gatherings where the elite spend ridiculous amounts of cash for brief moments of euphoria.

"Man, Jason's promotion party got wild when he broke out the powdered goods from his desk drawer."

"The club was dead until some finance bros arrived with powdered goods, then suddenly everyone was talking a million miles an hour."

by OldBottleOfNovocain May 9, 2025