Gloobie Do

A super nerd. Like if a weeb and a brony had a baby

God what a gloobie do

by ATCG April 6, 2019

Do a Fufu

Silently read WhatsApp messages in groups directed to him and decides not to answer.

Synonyms : 3amel fiha ghamed

Don't do a fufu

by Meetntrain March 10, 2019

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man

dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"

by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win August 4, 2008

Do you really

Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.

At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.

Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.

This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore

I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

DO NOT PEEK MID!!!

just dont bro

DO NOT PEEK MID!!!

by big kirbstomper April 30, 2023

The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025