The most flexible guy you will ever fucking meet, you don't know why but he is quite literally a pretzel of a man. He is a human anonymity when it comes to his spaghetti limbs
by Bananason July 15, 2022

a filthy little jew ranga a bald lukemia patient piece of shit with no soul, the scourge of the earth jack should end his shit excistance so we don't have to bear the sight of him
by Hezza69 June 16, 2019

by anonymous March 16, 2021

Jack is a smart enough irish lad (lol) who is attracted to a girl who doesnt know what football scores mean or what tomorrow means either.
Whatsup Jack?
by hihihihihihihiy96969696 November 22, 2021

by bigboijimbo August 11, 2022

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.
Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.
They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.
Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.
Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.
They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.
Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.
by SandyDunes November 2, 2014

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.
Also related: jack-assholery.
Also related: jack-assholery.
by holacrr July 18, 2013
