When two girls are performing coitus in the scissoring position and one defecates into the others anus after which the girl who is receiving the excrement uses rhythmic muscular movement of her rectum to transfer the feces back into the original girls anus who then does the same resulting in a back and forth transfer of the stool in an unholy attempt to generate sexual pleasure.
Heathen 1: "Hey babe, you wanna try the shit transfer tonight?"
Heathen 2: "Yeah sure babe, just don't forget to put a towel down first."
Heathen 2: "Yeah sure babe, just don't forget to put a towel down first."
by Christ Has Left Us December 22, 2022
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*Two guys over hear Tom bragging about how he slept with a really hot girl 8 years ago*
Guy 1: ''Man, that's not the flex he thinks it is! It just shows he has nothing going on in his life and hasn't made any moves.''
Guy 2: ''You're right! I had no idea he was a shit hugger.''
Guy 1: ''Man, that's not the flex he thinks it is! It just shows he has nothing going on in his life and hasn't made any moves.''
Guy 2: ''You're right! I had no idea he was a shit hugger.''
by PureProphet December 26, 2022
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Did you see Tom hit that dude's car earlier, despite having seen it right before his eyes the whole time? I guess he's on his Fred Shit today.
by Fpstoast January 11, 2023
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Guy 2: hold it in we are close to the gas station
Guy 1: oh fuck I’m shitting everywhere fuck
Guy 2: holy fuck I got it in my fingers
Guy 1: Let the dog lick it off
Guy 2: Our dog is a Bad breed for shit licking
Guy 1: what breed?
Guy 2: a shit tzu haha get it because the situation we are in is called a shit tzu
Guy 1: *starts aggressively sucking his dick*
Guy 2: oh fuck yes
Guy 1: let me wipe the shit away
Guy 2: fuck that
Guy 1: okay stop the car
Guy 2: we are in traffic
Guy 1: let them crash
Guy 2: start sucking bitch
Guy 1 : why don’t you bring that fat ass over here
Guy 2: no I need your shit covered ass
Guy 1: *starts riding him*
Guy 2: oh fuck I’m cumming
Guy 1: * aggressively jacks off*
Guy 2: daddy chill
Guy 1: gotta get that last nut in before that train hits us
Guy 2: train?
Guy 1: *cums all over himself*
Shit Tzu: kill me
Train: kills all of them
Guy 2: hold it in we are close to the gas station
Guy 1: oh fuck I’m shitting everywhere fuck
Guy 2: holy fuck I got it in my fingers
Guy 1: Let the dog lick it off
Guy 2: Our dog is a Bad breed for shit licking
Guy 1: what breed?
Guy 2: a shit tzu haha get it because the situation we are in is called a shit tzu
Guy 1: *starts aggressively sucking his dick*
Guy 2: oh fuck yes
Guy 1: let me wipe the shit away
Guy 2: fuck that
Guy 1: okay stop the car
Guy 2: we are in traffic
Guy 1: let them crash
Guy 2: start sucking bitch
Guy 1 : why don’t you bring that fat ass over here
Guy 2: no I need your shit covered ass
Guy 1: *starts riding him*
Guy 2: oh fuck I’m cumming
Guy 1: * aggressively jacks off*
Guy 2: daddy chill
Guy 1: gotta get that last nut in before that train hits us
Guy 2: train?
Guy 1: *cums all over himself*
Shit Tzu: kill me
Train: kills all of them
by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023
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by Ocular Fire July 9, 2023
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