cock and bull story

It is referred to an untrue or imaginary story

Spare me that cock and bull story, mind you, I can't be easily decieved.

by Wilna T January 26, 2021

Cock full of dew

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.

Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.

by Zort4Lyfe March 9, 2021

I'd suck a cock

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.

Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*

by Potato šalad March 16, 2021

Wet Cock Syndrome

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.

Oh shit I just got Wet Cock Syndrome

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021

Shit on my cock

You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww

Last night Micheal was bored So He said I think I’m gonna Shit on my cock

by Jimuder Johnson July 27, 2023

Brent’s purple cock

‘Brent’s purple cock’ is a commonly used phrase among Nova Scotians (residents of Nova Scotia, a Canadian province).

“Yeah bro, that looks like Brent’s purple cock!”

by Angryboi July 1, 2022

cock block

moms whose always around gettin in the way of gettin "busssaay"

Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.

by sidy June 30, 2005