Jack

The worst boyfriend ever. He will make you rethink your standards. He will ignore you, hurt you, and use you. He will that you show him your titties and give him head but will not compensate, instead he will cheat on you with his possessive and manipulative side hoe who looks like a Courtney Love wannabe and a sex doll had a child. He probably still loves you and regrets cheating on you, but can't apologize because his side chick has him ensnared in her spider web of cum.

Girl A: Boy, I sure do miss Jack.
Girl B: If you get back with him you'll be saying the same with a VD and a child on the way!

by passionné d'arguments October 17, 2021

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Jack

Relating to an ordinary person, similar to calling someone 'dude'.

"Don't come at me like that, jack."

by Edenzdoor April 18, 2023

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Jack

Another accessory Apple has deemed unnecessary

Fuck you apple for the Jack

by TheoryOfNow June 18, 2021

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Jack

Better known as JC, can smash a 18 of Cody’s in under 20 minutes and hide the cans under the couch with out a single suspicion. Commonly found drunk picking up empty cans at some dusty flat at 7am to delete the remains. Can destroy a can in 2 seconds flat, King of the BGE and pretty solid at mahi..

Fuck there’s that Jack cunt, hide your piss g

by Jack cowie November 23, 2021

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Jack Della Maddalena

UFC champion of the world, he is gonna Knock out Blahal "Remember The Name" on May 10th, its gonna be beautiful gonna be amazing... Him and the whole top 15 have made out with each other, he is a proud soon to be UFC champion...

Whenever a girl see's a nice aussie she thinks that he is very hot he must be a Jack Della Maddalena...

by ssleep May 6, 2025

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