national slap ass day

On April 23rd is national slap ass day!

National slap ass day is where u go up to anyone and slap their ass

by Graggen Smemt April 22, 2021

national kiss your gf day

august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!

bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*

gf: why’d you do that?

bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!

gf: oh, okay!

by johnnyshotgirlfriend August 3, 2021

National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked

Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏

by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024

national blasian day

national blasian day !! 16th june

national day for blasians = national blasian day

by smdymzesty June 16, 2024

national grab dick day

on september 4th you can grab anyone’s dick

bryan: hey it’s national grab dick day
angelica: oh really *grabs bryan’s dick*

by randomshitttttttt September 1, 2019

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.

“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”

by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023