Black Mamba

A subliminal indication of defecation that will be silent, quick, but deadly (in terms of odor), like the highly venomous snake.

Hey man I have to go Black Mamba, can you watch the kids for a few?

I'm about to Black Mamba really quick.

by creeeperr May 11, 2014

Jack black

The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss

person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!

by Swimming pool cleaner September 17, 2021

the Black Dog of the Hanging Hills

A legendary ghost that is said to have lived in the Hanging Hills in Connecticut. (Please be aware the area is named after the terrain found in the area, as far as I'm aware of no hangings have happened there.) According to the legend, if you see it once, it is a sign of joy and good luck. If you see it a second time, it is a warning. If an individual sees the dog a third time, it considered to be a death omen. It is thought by some to be responsible for the deaths of six people, including two U.S. geological surveyors in the late 1,800s who didn't respect its previous warnings because they assumed the legend was a myth even though both supposedly had seen the black dog prior to meeting their demises. In a way it could be argued that the Black dog of the Hanging Hills is a symbol of power for the dead and individuals who are trying to stand to the U.S. government because of their inconsiderate actions against various populations.

The story about the Black Dog of the Hanging Hills was originally published the Connecticut Quarterly in 1898. It was originally thought to be piece of fiction, but that has been debated for a number of years now due to the author's background, the story's original title, the number of people died in the Hanging Hills, and various other things related to the story.

by Vanguard 1998 February 15, 2021

The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.

“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.

by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021

Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Black bullet

A person who knocks people off the court from left to right a.k.a. The best basketball player on the team (this person is often black).

KJ : Hey Sandra,did you see Jaylan shoot that 3 earlier?!!
Sandra : Nope
KJ : The whole team sucks except for her she's a black bullet !!!!

by Sictoria Vecret December 28, 2016

black regret

When a white or Asian girl takes home a black man when drunk and then suddenly regrets it when he takes his pants off.

That girl is gonna feel black regret in a couple of hours.

by Hello Yeah Yeah January 7, 2018