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to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man
dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"
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Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.
"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."
by func_peepee August 4, 2019
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Doing a Reuben

The act of taking 10 men at the same time, through all means. The one person (the Reuben) will be led down submissively whilst 10 men proceed to perform sexual acts on the person simultaneously.
I was doing a Reuben the other day, 10 men and a lot of mess
by Pkay April 19, 2024
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doing a deighton

When you take tossing it off at work to the next level usually on the phone to the wife.
Barry "Hey John look at that fat lazy cunt on his phone again it's no wonder he gets nothing done at work."
John "Yeah barry hes Doing a Deighton he's lost every job he's ever had for being a lazy bastard"
by LEWIS SIMPSON May 6, 2018
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Doing a Jessie

When a girl/guy shit himself on purpose just to piss of her/his girlfriend/boyfriend.
Amber Heard took a shit in Johnny’s bed!

Damn! She was doing a Jessie!
by MeLukas December 25, 2022
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do it

Part of Shia LeBoufe's famous phrase that he also says individually.
Just, DO IT!
by Water4real July 3, 2017
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