Cock juggling sunrays

The erotic sensation of sunlight accumulation on male genitalia

Dude! I just walked outside and got a huge dose of cock juggling sunrays. Good shit bro!

by Sunray juggler April 23, 2013

Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022

big brown cock

big brown cocks are Big Cocks which are brown with semi-curly hair at the sides, which reminds of a gigantic anaconda on a rainforest. Also it's related to BBC(big black cocks) however, those anaconda are humungous and the forests are thick, deep and very hard to reach

GARRY LEE-"Yoo I saw a BBC documentary about bbc and BBC"
GAYBOY- "yea I sucked those big brown cocks and big black cocks"
GARRY LEE-"u gay af, im talking about big brown and black roosters 🐓"

GAY BOY- "im just horny papi"

by Slenderdick rottingballs January 13, 2022

suck a ma cock

Something girls get at Macdonalds.

Becky you need to go toacdonalds and get a suck a ma cock.

by Ohmy87 June 1, 2017

rag doll cock

When a man’s penis will not stay erect no matter what he tries, he’s got a rag doll cock.

He knew he’d regret getting so drunk, when the hot chick he took home from the pub, couldn’t get him hard. The intoxication left him with rag doll cock. soft rag doll limp

by Candy Bare and JD Holmes February 22, 2018

Cock nosed platypus

The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .

Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !

by Fuck scorpion February 3, 2018

Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018