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Jack

Jacks are a simple creature. They tend to automatically be attracted to maddies in some way. Jacks also get along with jakubs although the chance of a jack forming a alliance with a jakub is one in a million. The duo then go hunt for their mates. The jack hooks up with a creature in similar tastes while the jakub picks up a more intelligent creature.

-a dude
Wow look its a jack! They are so peaceful in the forest
by InfernoFion November 17, 2019
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Jack

Jack is an awful person who thinks he’s something so lovely when really he isn’t , he seems to think he’s above everyone else when really he’s kicking in between Kacey Perkins legs
Did you see Jack the other day” , “yes he stunk of fish “, “oh well must’ve been Kacey “
by Jake showering February 15, 2020
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Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"
by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009
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Jack face

A face you make while takeing a picture that makes you look really mad and uncomfterbal
by Dydbdu February 20, 2021
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.
Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!
by prudulentjack August 20, 2022
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Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.
We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.
by Vern the Man March 19, 2021
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