Del valle high school

A high school in a town called Del valle just 15 minutes outside of Austin TX. Very ghetto 10/10 don’t recommend. Sports teams suck tbh

Ew... you’re from Del valle high school?

by Geekygirl78702 November 26, 2019

Saint Mark High School

a gay school full of fags, def ran by Mr. A. Potvin even tho never shows up for work. Vaping in the bathrooms is a must and bullying supply teachers is like a chore. Also known as smhs in hoes insta bios

fuk that saint mark high school

by dfsgfnhs, March 30, 2019

Carpinteria Senior High School

Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS)

This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.

Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere

Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings

Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*

by LiberalDestroyer6969 March 31, 2019

James Island High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the James Island High School parking lot?"
Yee Yee boy 2: "Sure, I can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any mango pods left?"
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah, Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019

Triton Regional High School

It’s the grimiest high school in New Jersey. You can’t be in a 50ft radius of that school unless you want to smell fish and we don’t live by the ocean. White teachers sleep with white students because thats all they have there. It’s full of white trash and people who sleep with each other behind the stairs. It’s also racist and the only thing they care about is there nicotine addiction.

Parent: “What’s that smell? What did you do?”
Kid: “I walked by Triton Regional High School today”
Parent: “ Not surprised”

by #WeUrbanDictioning August 6, 2019

Edward Little High School

A hellhole school full of crappy teachers and bitchy white girls.

plus a trash football team

ew Edward little high school is trash

by expoosed October 3, 2019

North Catholic High School

best school in the wips. far superior than hampton since they beat them every game. most people are friendly but its very cliquey. they all have a football and drinking problem and I f you don’t go to any football or basketball games you will be looked down upon. on the bright side the after parties are lit. the girls are HOT but they’re bitches . 99% of the girls here are sluts and do not act catholic at all. if you go to one north party you will get trashed, they party every weekend. they think they’re the shit cus their partner school mhs is also one of the best schools. if you can’t handle hate and judgment i suggest you go to their partner school, but it will be the same since they all know each other but there are perks. but hey you get to go there 3 days a week. side note teachers will shove their religion down your throat. btw we don’t have rats (if you don’t get this then you’re not an og)

“You going to the next north catholic high school football game Friday”

“Nah man I have an essay due”
“Go fuck yourself and transfer schools”

by Olivia Posh May 26, 2018