The Cock O' Bama

1. A common misspelling of the name of the 44th President of the United States.

2. Possibly the 44th President of the United State's stripper name.

Republicans, Michelle, and miscellaneous impoverished black women tend to slip into this misspelling.

Michelle: When I knew The Cock O' Bama back in college...

Common Street Hooker: That's him i tells yah; that man on TV right there is The Cock O' Bama!! Praise Jaysus!

by The Jabber June 1, 2010

Cock juggling sunrays

The erotic sensation of sunlight accumulation on male genitalia

Dude! I just walked outside and got a huge dose of cock juggling sunrays. Good shit bro!

by Sunray juggler April 23, 2013

rotten cock sucker

Willingness to suck an old cock for a new job

Oh now I see how you became boss you rotten cock sucker

by Fuckface101 March 31, 2014

cock chugging whore

a person who practices in the the art of fellatio

the porn movie starred a cock chugging whore giving fellatio.

by spunfunchicken5383 April 3, 2016

Lev Sucking Cock

The mortar that holds up society; the bricks that build our nation; the shingles that keep out the rains of prejudice; the dam that holds back the waterfall of hate; the warmth that warms the coldest of hearts; the light that brightens the darkest of souls; the tongue unites blood and crip

Man 1: The world sucks
Man 2: At least we have Lev Sucking Cock

by Mildred cums October 11, 2018

Phantom Cock Syndrome

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.

(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?

by Dr Adam Fuxwell December 27, 2018

Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018