Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.

"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2

by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011

Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

dipdidee douchebag

A stupid douche.

That guy is a dipdidee douchebag! Ri

by Ripster1234 January 8, 2013

felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

Default Douchebag

Someone who hangs out with a douchebag who, by default, also becomes a douchebag.

Dude 1: Did you see Mike being totally obnoxious while he was hanging out from that douchebag Pierre from school?

Dude 2: Yeah, Mike is a totaly default douchebag.

by Genius, Billionaire, Playboy.. May 3, 2014

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014

congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.

"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."

by Foxydot March 29, 2015