Jack

Dumbass

There's literally nothing I wouldn't do for a bacon wrapped pizza right now. Jack

by OliverMufasaBoi February 4, 2022

Jack heafford

The most washed Bottlejob of a guy, on the decline, an absolute shambles of a nax guy.

Jack heafford is a state

by GoatMf February 13, 2023

Jack

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.

Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?

Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?

by Henry||| March 20, 2017

Jack and Toke

When a person takes a big hit out of a bong then takes three shots of Jack Daniels

Jesus Christ! Tony just did two consecutive jack and tokes! He's probably feeling pretty good now

by Theory of Life May 23, 2016

Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.

Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.

by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024

Jack

Jack is a super easy going, nice guy & you’ll often find him with a camera in his hand. Jack is shorter than most men, his friends know him as wee man and his girlfriend talks of his banana shaped penis!

OMG… that jack guy is sooo SMALL! He’s a wee little fella… good dick though!

by 2ndTallestManInAsia November 23, 2021

Jack Burningham

Jack is a very kind person. Despite this when it comes to video games he is normally lacking the skills to complete with his peers

hey can my friend jack burningham join the squad

no he is dogwater

by cumwhore2016 February 11, 2021