bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.

Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.

by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

vanilla bean

meaning a white mexican

the white kid that is still a mexican on the inside so you call him/her vanilla bean

by mexicansamuri December 27, 2011

flung bean

Having launched a homogeneous puree of usually refried beans off a utensil using a flinging motion.

Adam: Dude what is on my sleeping bag?

Jess: Sorry, I just flung bean.

by smitty760 June 29, 2011

Bean Holder

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions

Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt

by True_Tokah November 24, 2011

Mr. Bean

Our lord and saviour

"All hail Mr. Bean"
"Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our god, Mr. Bean?"

by Good_Sir June 16, 2018

Pink Bean

Clitoris

“My boyfriend can’t find the pink bean.”

by Elissa loverman July 10, 2018

Bean Child

Bean child: /Bean ch-ild/
Pure and smol and huggable. Must be protected.
10/10 would motherhen

this person is a bean child it needs to protected

by RileyGaming_YT July 19, 2018