Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2

Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry

by The Liberian February 28, 2025

Gold Trail School

A Garbage school in the Wastes of California that has the Greediest teachers and worst air quality of all of America.

Let's go to Gold Trail School and die of Bad air

by DillieDillie12 February 24, 2025

The Campaign Trail

Fucking torture. The Discord server especially. And it's also a browser game that you can mod, so go crazy!!!

The Campaign Trail is a browser game created by Dan Bryan.

by tready1659 November 25, 2022

do you like trail mix

If someone ask if you like trail mix they

are typically asking if you like nuts in your mouth.

D: Hey do you like trail mix?
M: I guess so yeah?
D: Ha lol

by May 14, 2022

Unhappy Trail

The hair between the belly button and the pubic region of a female.

Dude I was gonna go down on her, but she had an unhappy trail. I couldn't do it.

by Buddy1994 January 03, 2018

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper July 15, 2017

muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.

YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.

by Skibidiphanom December 10, 2023