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Fiscal Tits

A Natural Resource found on the Pregnant Human Female, Used during
harsh economic times... to replace cow milk.
Yo.. We just ran out of cow juice..
Can i come over your house and express some milk from your old ladies fiscal tits?

Sure but ya gotta pay double she's runnin' low...
by divewave December 31, 2012
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Ginger Tits

The tits of a ginger, soulless tits. Usually white with freckles. Can also be an insult
Hey, you see those Ginger Tits in the movie 300, they were hot!
by Cville April 29, 2012
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tit-talk

Pillow talk with an emphasis on tits which describes a woman's tits in colorful detail; the best forms of tit-talk are those that refrain from using commonly used terms when referring to a woman's bust, such as the word "tits". Rather, words like "jugs" or "melons" are often used.

Although tit-talk can be spoken by both males and females it is not generally accepted to refer to it as such if spoken by a male. Titmen find tit-talk alluring and sensual because it requires their female partners to "break out of their shells" as with most forms of dirty talk. As a result, tit-talk is often used to arouse a titman even further; usually when there is physical contact with a woman's tits involved as in the case of titfucking.

Due to the commonly acknowledged fact that tit-talk can only be spoken by women it is not something one usually encounters; not unlike other types of pillow talk amongst the female population. A girl with big tits who actually uses tit-talk is considered a sort of "holy grail" to all titmen. This makes it extremely difficult for a titman to "hold his load" when his female partner resorts to tit-talk.
You wanna hear some tit-talk? I had no idea you were such a titman! Do you like my big and juicy melons, Stud? You've probably never seen boobs as big and MASSIVE as these...do you like the way they bounce and jiggle? My big heaving jugs are all yours, big boy...these giant DD hooters have your name written all over them. Wanna wash your name off my beautiful, nut-busting knockers with your cum?
by bustygirl September 21, 2011
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true tits

Gino: Yo that bud was tight
John: True tits yo
by draineddrummer04 May 12, 2009
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tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"
by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009
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bologna tits

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.
Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.
by mc hammer December 3, 2003
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tit smash

What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.

Compression of tits = Tit Smash.
'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'
by SquallyWrath November 26, 2007
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