Benjamin is another word for sped or autism. Benjamin is a person who follows you around but no one likes them. He refuses to leave you alone and his dick is the size of your fingernail.
by Dumb ben April 29, 2022
Get the Benjamin mug.The absolute cornerstone upon which chivalry stands, Benjamin is a kindhearted, loving, and intrepid soul. Though strong, intelligent, and wise, Benjamin sometimes harbors secrets deep within, only to be entrusted by a small number of his closest companions. He can tend to be quiet and reserved in most situations; however, Benjamin's true colors are revealed when he feels comfortable around and pleased with his company. He easily captivates every girl that befriends him; only one has ever truly captured Benjamin's heart. A stunning smile and a shining soul, Benjamin is the ideal icon of a true gentleman in today's society.
At first glance, Benjamin seemed to be just another voiceless existence of the world, though this was proved compltely false by his bold and valiant actions.
by Doctor Egghead August 13, 2022
Get the Benjamin mug.Benjamin is a funny little guy but can sometimes be a little ***hole. Besides that, he is a very passionate dude and will always love someone with all of his heart. His birthday is january 26th and he is pretty young. Dont ever pass an opportunity to meet and hang with a benjamin, you will surely regret it!
Camry-whos that?
Teal- thats benjamin
Camry- oooh he's a CUTIE
Teal- go talk to him!
Camry- ok! Wish me luck, hopefully i geta kissy kissy!! :-
Teal- thats benjamin
Camry- oooh he's a CUTIE
Teal- go talk to him!
Camry- ok! Wish me luck, hopefully i geta kissy kissy!! :-
by you know whoooo😏 January 26, 2023
Get the Benjamin mug.The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025
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by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
Get the Benjamin Pranklin mug.$100 dollar bills (aka blue benjamins) that is considered "dirty money." This is because the "blue" bills are covered in blood or red dye packs used in banks. The red mixed with the blue making purple.
by SpicyGuac04 January 11, 2022
Get the Purple Benjamins mug.A particular far eastern bong style vaporizer, used for recreational consuming of marijuana. The "Shergold" was popular in the Teng Dynasty as it was beleived that the instrument was made out of gold horded by Sher's mandarin for dragon. Benji was added due to Benjamin Franklin reported to use it.
Servant" I have brought you sir the finest marijuana in the 5 kingdoms!"
Master: " Is the Benjamin Shergold ready?"
Servant: " Ohh urm"
Master: "WTF? how can one expect to consume this marijuana without the benjamin shergold?"
Master: " Is the Benjamin Shergold ready?"
Servant: " Ohh urm"
Master: "WTF? how can one expect to consume this marijuana without the benjamin shergold?"
by DR. MikeilJohhanssen February 20, 2011
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