(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
Get the Jacobina Junk-blastmug. Going down on the manhood.
by Z Man1 January 9, 2009
Get the [Junk] Buffermug. This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
Get the junk tugmug. A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
by lol_words October 3, 2018
Get the both hands on my junkmug. by Zonal K October 3, 2019
Get the punch out a chunk of rump junkmug. when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
by Flav101 December 18, 2013
Get the junk textmug. by the unjunk bunny January 1, 2012
Get the Junk Bunnymug.