when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018
Get the cooking with grandmamug. A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.
Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways
by Parry by June 7, 2022
Get the grandmas fur burgermug. A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids
by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018
Get the Barstool grandmamug. 1. The source of all cookies
2. The slowest group of drivers n the US
3. Someone who is cooler that. Your mom
2. The slowest group of drivers n the US
3. Someone who is cooler that. Your mom
by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016
Get the Grandmamug. 1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
by Shapreston July 22, 2010
Get the Grandma Cockblockmug. by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010
Get the Grandma's Handsmug. When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.
For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."
For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."
Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."
by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011
Get the Grandma's Dogmug.