A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
by Goat_ September 20, 2018
Get the Goat's Law mug.by Buzzyking September 17, 2023
Get the fae goat mug.by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017
Get the Juicy goat mug.Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.
Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.
Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
by betrayal4life March 9, 2015
Get the cyclops goat mug.GOAT Day is on the 10th of July. This day celebrates the amazing achievement of the 2 footballing kings Messi and Ronaldo; they both won their first international trophies on this day. Additionally, 10th of July is shown as 10/07 on the English calendar and in football Lionel Messi is widely known as the greatest number 10 to ever exist whilst Cristiano Ronaldo is known as the greatest number 7 to ever exist.
OH YES! It is Finally GOAT DAY. Messi and Ronaldo are the absolute GOATS of football, they are on a league of their own.
by Anonymous [234] July 14, 2021
Get the GOAT Day mug.An older man, usually in a position of power, that is exceeding cheap. Will often go out of his way to gain money from people under him.
I cleaned that apartment up like a Super 8 motel, and that goat fucker of a landlord that owns half the town screwed me out of my deposit.
by wolf lungs January 18, 2009
Get the goat fucker mug.Two farmers at a local bar might say
"Do you reckon Ted will ever get married"?
"What, that old goat blower? Not while Acorn's still alive"
"Do you reckon Ted will ever get married"?
"What, that old goat blower? Not while Acorn's still alive"
by Feelmidick November 1, 2006
Get the goat blower mug.