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I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
mugGet the I’m not a doctormug.

Doctor Doom Syndrome

A mental illness in which the person afflicted may be awesome in every way imaginable, yet they let one person prevent them from not being a dick.
Nate: I don’t get it, Frank’s got a steady job, he’s an accomplished musician, and he knows more than anyone I know, but he keeps acting like a dick whenever his ex is around.

Mat: He’s got Doctor Doom syndrome for sure.
by Nategt616 September 27, 2021
mugGet the Doctor Doom Syndromemug.

Doctor

(n.) A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.
My owe my doctor $72,000.
by igotsorn February 1, 2020
mugGet the Doctormug.

Doctor Crazy

Some one who is not afraid to go the extra mile to be eccentric
you see that guy last night on the dancefloor?

yeah he was throwing moves down like doctor crazy
by Joe Roden August 16, 2012
mugGet the Doctor Crazymug.

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