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cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.
"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."
by GiraPratos April 16, 2017
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Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
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COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician
by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024
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Cod

Definition 1 (Noun) - A medium to large sized fish commonly found in the North Atlantic and Western Pacific. They can be commonly identified by a "barbel" on the chin.

Definition 2 (Noun) - A common abbreviation for the popular video game, Call of Duty.
Definition 1 - Hey man! I just caught a cod! Dinners going to be served tonight!
Definition 2 - Yo, I just picked up the latest 'CoD' game! Come over so we can play it!
by KrayZWT July 3, 2016
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Cape Codding

This is when a woman of the opposite race cancels a date on an African American man because she subconsciously feels that his time is not as valuable, as her races or another.
Hey, we were going to a date but she kept Cape Codding me.
by thetransition April 17, 2025
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Electrocuting the Cod

When you zap/shock your dick at high voltages. This is a type of cock and ball torture
John was Electrocuting the Cod too hard last night and now he's in the hospital
by koreond3432 April 23, 2023
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shit at cod

usually the shitcan of squad who thinks they are good
"im so good at this game" and meanwhile your shit at cod
by 69nicger March 6, 2022
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