Closet mormon

A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.

Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?

by Chocolaterockstar October 3, 2018

Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.

"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.

by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020

closet-negmo

a black kid who doesn't dress like an emo but does listen to emo music and may cut themselves

You see that dude over there he a closet-negmo. Bet you right now he's over there listening to some MCR.

by xx-AmthystSerenade-xx April 14, 2010

Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.

The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Closet Thug

A hockey player who pretends they would never do anything worthy of getting a penalty, but interferes with players especially the goalie when the ref isn't looking.

the whole detroit red wings team are closet thugs

by mrs. schenn April 11, 2010

closet pussy

Someone who externally acts likes a badass and tough as hell and isn't afraid of anything but you catch them off guard and they are scared or scream.

My girlfriend is a tough brod or at least I thought until I came home late at night from work and came into the room when she was asleep and she screamed. I called her a closet pussy.We both laughed.

by Ladykillshot95 December 14, 2015

Golden Closet Films

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')

"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"

by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017