A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.
"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"
by docsloth October 28, 2013
When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.
by Sexydimma June 03, 2023
Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.
From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
by James Perfect November 20, 2023
Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.
by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong March 01, 2018
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by TJdoesdie May 27, 2015
This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020