A person who, in what is no doubt an effort to look as knowledgeable as another in a given conversation, gives up listening and tries with their allotted conversational brainpower to predict the last two (sometimes one when they are feeling lax) words of your sentence. once predicted, they will try to time themselves saying it on top of you doing so, allegedly establishing their knowledge on whatever you're talking about.
No man i tried to talk to him about the sales but every time i would present an idea he showed brazenly how much of an in-two-ruptor he is and then just shook his head and presented his own. guys a fucking tool bag.
by skwerley October 7, 2009
Get the in-two-ruptormug. The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.
Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.
by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021
Get the Two In The Chambermug. someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.
what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker
two-facebooker
by howareya79 April 4, 2011
Get the two-facebookermug. by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017
Get the trick or twomug. by WhipMeDaddyyyyy101 May 30, 2018
Get the Two Weirdosmug. A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.
A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.
A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.
A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."
"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
by llamamelola February 9, 2010
Get the two-nitardmug. When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.
Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
by two theorizer April 3, 2010
Get the Two Theorymug.