Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 03, 2021

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Jewish Superman

When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest

I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.

by Mr. Manhattan August 04, 2023

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Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)

“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”

by February 20, 2021

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Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka

"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."

by AWD March 21, 2016

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Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 06, 2018

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