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Sonic the hedgehog

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Sonic Shuffle

alternative universe where everything from sonic becomes mario and vice vers.
This applies more to the FNF mod vs sonic.exe and the mario mix of Smash Bandicoot
Step It Up! (At It Again! - Sonic Shuffle) +FLP
by DamiXGuin January 4, 2024
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Sonic attack

I don't have time to masturbate, I will need to do Sonic attack
by Fenri February 20, 2020
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Sonic Throat

the moment when someone’s oral performance reaches maximum efficiency, much like the narrowest point of a nozzle in thermodynamics, where compressible flow hits Mach 1. Just as no further increase in upstream pressure can accelerate the flow beyond the sonic point, the recipient might feel they’ve reached the "maximum capacity" of pleasure, with all systems operating at peak thermodynamic intensity
Will's mother has been known to give 'Sonic Throat' in the morning.
by slipnslide2 December 19, 2024
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Sonic Embroider

The Sonic Embroider is a time weaver scissors uses to travel across time and control it.
Guy 1: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the future himself.
Guy 2: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the past of somebody.
Guy 3: Uses the Sonic Embroider to see his alternative future.

Hannah: Looks like they all like to use the Sonic embroider.
Thomas: Actually it's a time weaver scissors.
Peter: It can be both of them (Sonic embroider/time weaver scissors).
by M4K3 June 19, 2022
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Twitter Sonic fan

Twitter sonic fan: Sonic fans on twitter.
This is a description of the average 'Twitter sonic fan'.
Bitch about every minor detail.

Mental illness(autism, schizophrenia etc..)
Like to think every bad (06,Black night, secret rings) are missendertood masterpieces.
Aren't fun to be around. They're coping have sindroms of toxic negativity.

And most imporantly: They're huge meat riders.
'The twitter sonic fans' are harrasing that guy because he doesn't like a game 'the twitter sonic fans' adore.
That twitter sonic fan is disguisting
by Nakatashy April 10, 2023
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Hyper Sonic

Whiter than your average hedgehog, whiter than silver himself

Hyper Sonic! Hyper Sonic! Look guys! He has sparkles around him!
Fun Fact: Hyper Sonic was cancelled due to being able to give people seizures on his flashing body.
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
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