Sneaky Reed

A real close nigga, who disapears any chance he gets.

"hey where is nikkos?? Musta pulled a sneaky reed again"

by Bovice BoBo April 4, 2009

sneaky river

The act of ejaculation into an unsuspecting persons underwear and leaving them to find the sneaky river when they put said underwear on.

While she was in the shower, i rubbed one out in her panties. When she put them on, she realized she received a sneaky river.

by bubba2 April 21, 2008

Sneaky Josh

When your taking a dump you roll out the toilet paper (being careful not to break it) use it, then roll it up for others to use.

I was in the john earlier and did a sneaky Josh!

Another:

I thought of doing the alaskan pipeline but instead did the sneaky josh!

by some baked as c June 10, 2011

Sneaky Hot

A female that is significantly sexier than the rest of her friend group.

Dumb ass: "Yo, did you see how sneaky hot Isabella was lookin the other day? She's such an 8/10 while the rest of her friends are 4s at best."

Everyone else: "Nah you fag."

by Nug_Craver June 11, 2018

Sneaky Pete

This act involves 3 guys and a girl. The girl is recently deceased. The first two start fucking the corpse while the third sneakily climbs a tree. As the first two are about to cum inside the corpse the man in the tree jumps on the torso of the corpse whose insides then splatter on the two clueless gentlemen

Last weekend was the best I pulled a sneaky pete on poor Andy and Paul

by vladdos June 21, 2013

sneaky pete

when you creep real bad. you get all stealth and do something.

"Hey MAtt, did you just see how Jessey is getting so sneaky pete right now"
"o that i did" he is quite sneaky pete"

Jesser Bear:"I'm so sneaky Pete"

by Andrew D'Ottavi February 7, 2008

Sneaky sno cone

A sneaky snow cone is performed by a male when receiving oral sex. It it accomplished by faking an orgasam and instead of ejaculation, squirting a small amount of pee into a woman's mouth. Hence topping her with flavor like a sno cone.

She may have dumped me, but I gave her a sneaky sno cone during break up sex.

by McWrotten January 10, 2014