Skiing the poconos

When someone gives a handjob to two men at the same time. With one penis in each hand.

Did you hear about sherry? I heard she was skiing the poconos with greg and mike.

by Barens April 11, 2022

Jitt-Skiing

Step 1: Get a slutty chick, 2 horny bros and a jet ski.

Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.

Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.

Tyrunt: Yo bro tryna go jet skiing this summer?

Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.

Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.

by Stoney69 April 03, 2020

jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet

Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski

by Mcfluffin November 04, 2013

ski dawgs

4 kids who act like speds

leo, cathy, henry, and ellie are ski dawgs.

by swagsaur69 March 02, 2019

Skies

Another name for the city of Bulawayo, Zimbabwe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Shaa I was in skies last week"

by Goodfornothingboi May 26, 2022

Ski-B

A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.

He looks okay from behind.

He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.

by Billy-Soo September 20, 2019

ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to

I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!

by mrhappypants69 July 05, 2011