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JP the Shitter

To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.

Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.

Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.

Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.

Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.

(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
mugGet the JP the Shittermug.

Tin shitter

A run out old car that a burger flipper drives to high school and the burger joint where he works so he can pay for gas and repairs for his/her car.
by ol' bilnick October 3, 2018
mugGet the Tin shittermug.

Resident Shitter

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.
Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.
by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014
mugGet the Resident Shittermug.

Shitter

It's a toilet you bloody twats
Oi mate, I made your girl into my shitter.
by I8shitb4 May 25, 2015
mugGet the Shittermug.

Bay Habour Shitter

an individual who loves to violently shit everwhere
Yo I suspect that guy down the street is the Bay Habour Shitter He was the last one seen at my house and now its covered in human shit
by big freaky guy September 15, 2025
mugGet the Bay Habour Shittermug.

Shitter Get Shit On

It is a term for when you own someone in a game or in any aspect of your day to day life. Also can be used as a phrase to indicate someone messing up.
Diego: "Oh man, I missed the train"
James: "Shitter Get Shit On"
by Christian papa February 2, 2022
mugGet the Shitter Get Shit Onmug.

Shitter

A person who lives with his mom's boyfriend and drinks all their beer. A person who has go to hookers cause they are socially ackward. A shitter is the cheapest type of person their is. They drive a girl truck and smoke crack with or fellow shitters. Shitter are users and useless even to do basic work. They are just the scum of the earth.
This shitter right here thinks it's ok to smoke crack and live at his mom's boyfriend's.
by Captainstinksack October 13, 2017
mugGet the Shittermug.

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