The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.
Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.
by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011
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After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.
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Get the Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan mug.The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.
The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.
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Get the Secret Curry recipe mug.Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
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Where is Adam ?
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
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