Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.

Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screw all ‘yall

Strong bad said this to the brits’ in SBEmail22.

Screw all ‘yall!
(Blimey!)
(Gasp)

by [e-mail] May 9, 2025

Rusty screw

The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.

Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"

by LargerThanAverageDave May 7, 2023

Neverending Screw

A kind of mindgame you can play on someone when they do you dirty, when you want to mess with them, or just for fun.
It can make them feel guilty for something they didn't do, overthink, make them question their reality, and/or completely screw their mental. And the best part is... it'll keep replaying itself in their mind over and over and over again.

My ex cheated on me and then tried to accuse me of cheating! I'm definitely going to pull a neverending screw on them and run circles around them.

"She really put me through a neverending screw, I think I need therapy now."

by spiritualhorror August 27, 2023

screwed And speed

Screwed and speed is a unique vibe of music created by underground icon (JX666) where the music is slowed and speeds up to give you an unforgettable feeling .JX666 was Influenced by the late dj scerw and edm to create this one of a kind sound …

I love that new screwed and speed track to my fav artist songs

by Chris slowed July 2, 2023