I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.
by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025
Get the Sandy Vagina mug.Sandy Pancakes is a playful, mischievous prank where someone slaps another person on the ass, with or without pants, after covering their hand in sand. It’s a mix of surprise, laughter, and a little bit of beach-inspired jokes, however it can also be used under sexual pretenses if the two are in a romantic relationship and love the beach and sand.
Person 1: Yeah so I just gave my wife some sandy pancakes, she loved it.
Person 2: Really? I guess I'll have to do the same when I get a wife.
Person 2: Really? I guess I'll have to do the same when I get a wife.
by RobottoTree January 21, 2025
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by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024
Get the Sandy surprise mug.A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.
You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024
Get the Sandy Franklin mug.The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023
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A real magnetic woman because of her secretive side. Everyone is lost and confused and thirsty for more of her personality when she leaves. An alluring type who is one of the best artists who spends all of her time at the beach. Best type of woman to have kids with because she loves them and all their special gifts.
Look, it's such a Sandi!!! That person over there who is feeding the seagulls in a hot pink swim outfit....
by Hexxah July 31, 2022
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