Rip a Stank

When you blast ass. Your butt cheeks might hurt after you rip a Stank

Joe- Hey Greg i heard John blast ass in the other room.
Greg-Yeah i heard that fart too.
John-Hey guy what are you talking about?
Joe-We were just talking about hearing you rip a stank

by Fat stank April 21, 2020

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

Rip A Tit

To make a quick U turn, legally or illegal.

We just drove by some Big Horn sheep on that hill, rip a tit and let’s get some pics!

by AricG July 26, 2020

ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014

Rip Mouth

When you fart it's ripping ass, so when you burp it's ripping mouth. (Rip Mouth) (you're welcome people). -- M. Hensley

Real life : why must you rip Mouth.

by Pseudorae April 18, 2019

Rip-off

A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.

Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah

by Skip Komarov February 24, 2022

ripped butthole

When you fart so loud it feels like your butt got ripped apart.

Man 1: *farts*.
Man 2: Oh boi you just done ripped butthole.

by STAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 18, 2017