problock

most realist gang in kcmo

i wish i was problock

by problock September 7, 2020

Problematic

1. To voice, act upon, or generally be the essence of, an opinion that is offensive, discriminatory, repressive, divisive, and/or in opposition to the status quo (known for use in progressive politics).
2. To cause conflict in a social setting.
3. Can be used as a full sentence to display something that fits def. 1 to such an obvious extent that it shouldn't need to be explained.

1.
When talking about politics in 2020:
"This election is extremely problematic. I don't know what I'm going to do."

2.
After spilling tea you knew you shouldn't spill: "Omg, I'm so problematic"

3. Scrolling through twitter and you read "..look I'm not saying assault is a bad thing...'
"PROBLEMATIC"

by bananainpajamaone September 9, 2020

problematic

@sageyboo6969

sageyboo6969 is so problematic!!

by sageyboofanclub November 2, 2020

Porkla

A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."

by CatSuccer December 4, 2020

porkla

A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."

by CatSuccer December 4, 2020

ProClean Effect

The result of having your car valeted by ProClean (an immaculate vehicle that looks as good as new).

I took my car to be valeted at ProClean and it really is true what they say about the ProClean Effect. My car is SPOTLESS.

by Jazzy-B February 15, 2021

porklezoird

A very dirty, untrimmed taint and butthole.

Gavin: Hey Luke, wanna come over to watch the leafs game?

Luke: Not right now bro, I’m busy snerg nurgling my cousins Porklezoird.

by Elmund Goodrich 47 March 6, 2021