procrasterbation

The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.

Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.

by SEAN K (skimbo) April 25, 2005

Procrastinatious

Adjective form of procrastination.

I am procrastinatious. I leave everything for the last moment.

by hoho man May 16, 2006

procrasturbate

I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....

Dude #1--- What did you do today?

Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long

by saygen June 27, 2008

procrastistalking

to avert work-related tasks in favor of searching for old, new or potential loved ones via the internet.

Heavens to Betsy! I have to get his project done by the end of the
day, but I can't stop procrastistalking JTT.

by tresemilita January 10, 2009

Procrastibandination

The extremely annoying habit that bandaid wrappers have of floating slowly down to the trash can, only to miss it completely and land on the floor, necessitating several attempts at picking it up, and one or more re-attempts at actually dropping it into the trash can.

Arianna groaned in frustration as the band-aid wrapper floated through the air, and missed the trash can completely. "I HATE how band-aid wrappers use procrastibandination to avoid landing in the trash!!!"

by nonnawick November 5, 2009

Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.

I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.

by jimmydercat November 2, 2010

procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.

Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.

by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010