Lemon pound cake

When cops steal your shit

“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake”

by Eevee133 March 27, 2023

eighty pound oreck

when companion is mounted doggie style on floor lifting the legs in an inverted position, such as a wheel-barrow: and companions face is rubbed across the floor such as a vacuum

She's has rug burn because I gave her the eighty pound oreck.

by ashliekat24 April 2, 2010

anal pounded weasel

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "

" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."

by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Trey Pound 7

A trey pound 7 is a .357 Magnum. Trey=3 and 5=Pound. 7 is the last number. Trey pound 7=Magnum. Cleveland is near New York, so we share the same slangs.

50 Cent Lyrics (Right Thurr Remix)

I got my trey pound 7 right hurr, right hurr
I'll shoot a nigga ass right hurr, right hurr.

by Rell Tha G May 25, 2006

2 pound fly

Wrapping your testicles around the shaft of your penis, making it resemble the eyes of a large fly.

If Blake tries to show you a 2 pound fly, just look away.

by Havnav March 25, 2009

1000 pound club

A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.

The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.

I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.

by Supermanrx September 4, 2008

pounding your pud

Masturbating; same thing as "pulling your pud".

She closed the door for some privacy, grabbed the hand lotion and began pounding your pud. Dude, you seriously don't remember that handjob you got last night?

by Jimmy1010 September 18, 2013