A sentence someone will say on Valorant if the map will be Pearl and someone will pick an agent named Harbor.
by The Glucker 300 October 25, 2022
When you are in bed with someone and they are asleep, jack off and cum on their face. It is a total sneak attack.
by surfpez July 08, 2009
by 31Mess July 31, 2009
I don't know about these other definitions but when I first heard it in the late eighties it referred to the practice of sucking out the semen you had just left in your partners butt.
by fat charlie April 18, 2008
When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.
I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.
by asiangirllover November 19, 2010
by Hawaii Person May 22, 2004
when 2 people are having sex in the bath, and 1 hires a japanese woman to come in and take a shit on the other, and run out.
whilst mary was having sex with angel in her 3x3 shower, hiroki comes in and performs a pearl harbor, unbeknownst to mary.
by billseph mcdougal March 24, 2008