Patrick Star

A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob

Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).

by A fucking dousebag at school September 20, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

When Noel Miller gets dms, he reads about when people patrick shwavyyy it up lol its lit

by Noel Millers Girl December 16, 2019

patrick not-star

Definitely on the list of the most derpy characters on Spongebob Squarepants. He only appears in one episode... Or does he?

patrick not-star be derpy

by Patrick Not-Star July 7, 2014

Patrick Star

(n)An awesome , completely mentally deficient starfish who ingests a large amount of chronic and is constantly going over to spongebob's house to get drug money.

(v) To be a sexy starfish who likes smoking weed and getting underwater pussy.

Patrick Star: spongebob pass the blunt

Spongebob : fuck off

by HOt starfish July 10, 2011

Patrick Moore

Man who plays the xylophone

Patrick Moore plays the xylophone!

Pah, Pah, Pah Pah-Pah Paaatrick!

by Kiran September 13, 2003

Patrick Wood

This is the most anoying person you will ever meet and wont leave you alone. He always make things not funny and has no friends. He is also the most disabled autistic fuck who should just jump off a cliff.

Oh look theres Patrick Wood, i wish he gets run over.

by big boy jr October 5, 2018

patrick star

Spongebob squarepants's idiotic companion. Is a pink starfish

EVIL SUPERVILLAIN: "it says patrick star on your driving license" PATRICK STAR: "that doesn't mean it's mine"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003