Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

pleasing

a company that was created by harry styles. they sell nail polish, as well as beauty products and even merchandise! find your pleasing at pleasing.com :)

person 1: have you seen that harry styles created a company?
person 2: what?! he did? where can i purchase anything at?
person 1: pleasing.com
person 2: okay! i’m definitely going to check it out!

by harrystylesenthusiast December 5, 2021

Eyesauce I please triangle

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.

My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Please stfu

A phrase used when one simply can not come up with a proper comeback.Can also be used when scared or simply embarrassed to try and dissolve the situation (fails often).Commonly used by -north korean genesis (aka eduardo el culito)

-Adrian please stfu
-bro just please stfu
Bro stfu

by xxXbelieberXxx June 17, 2022

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

please

please is a requesting word.

please give your pen.

by anonymous November 9, 2020