obsassed

Constantly pondering how to grip some of the nicest ass around.

Girl with nice ass: That beastly GK from da boro is completely obsassed.

Girl who hangs out with (above) to look better by comparison: Yea i know hes totally checkin you out.

by Mista Noinchman February 9, 2008

Obscene

Traveling more than 1,900 miles to go shopping for clothing.

Cursing regularly

Drinking Coka-Cola

Eating Mc Donalds ( even the chicken )

Talking with your hands

Being pale

Crooked Fingers

Missing a stationary clay pigeon from 20 feet

T.S - it is obscene & Böse große Entfernung für Kleidung Reisen!

by Mr. Wildfire August 1, 2011

obserd

Repetitive and unproductive behavior or actions.

see: abserd

obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? Who the hell do I have to fuck to stop this spell-checker from flagging the word absurd?

by jonkatz January 27, 2009

obscure

Not mainstream; weird. Trying to be different; a rebel.

Nick Delahaye is not mainstream, he is obscure because he listens to crappy music.

by BoardMtRushmore November 7, 2006

obstufuscation

Obstufuscation is a mis-spelling of Obfuscation ( meaning obscured - usually in reference to code ). Used only by cretins who like having a certain level of schaudenfraude heaped upon them by obscuring the obscure.
Or something.

grom totally obstufuscated the meaning of this sentence in a piss-poor attempt to sound clever

by grom April 16, 2005

obscurantism

The religion of hipsters.

"Did Jeff go to church on Sunday?"
"No, he practices Obscurantism now, and goes to church on Fridays now."

by Franklin_GoBerry November 3, 2011

Observance

Noticing or seeing your crush or person thats hot.

Michael had observance for his crush, Jenny. “She’s hot in her bikini..”. He said.

by MistyFanWithHypnonodirtystuffe February 10, 2019