Deck

There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3

"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."

by stfujazzy April 15, 2022

Ben Deck

When constructing a Commander Magic the Gathering deck, its a 100 deck that will sit and do nothing all game, then wins in a single turn. To master the Ben Deck, you must have all the pieces in your hand and pretend to have nothing. The deck must not exceed 27 lands and still function as if you have 35-38 lands.

"God, that's such a Ben Deck, you just won out of nowhere!!"

by JoshFenix February 1, 2022

mangoes on deck

When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.

Yo !! I got mangoes on deck!

by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019