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24/7 Instagram comment addict

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
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Addicted urban voter

A person who is addicted to voting words on or off on the urban dictionary
"heyy why are u always voting on the urban dictionary"
"Cause I'm an addicted urban voter"
by 124235346 February 24, 2017
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<.7.9.7.6.>10.457.-2215-2219 Is Addicted To "There is just one thing'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>10.457.-2215-2219 Is Addicted To "There is just one thing'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Addictive

Large enough to meet public demand and capable to sustain the market long enough to become a unique habitual source of substance popular and undeniable presence often unsightly although individually desired by all
Man look at that it sold itself she is beautiful

You're right she looks addictive in that dress 👗

Shudup an give me another lays potato chiip
by Summersweater October 30, 2022
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Acute Urban Addiction

A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.

The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.

Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
by OneBlueGlove January 25, 2024
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