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Who asked

The best comeback that will lead to people trying to find me
Lao:I have the biggest penis

Me:who asked?
by Thehexx560 November 21, 2021
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Did I ask

When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”
“Yo I got a new car “
Did I ask”

“I got a 100 on my test”
Did I ask?”
by Crockss March 8, 2022
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National ask your crush out

Boy : Wana go out with me

Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no
by Jedudod September 14, 2021
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no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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National ask a guy out day

Come on girls don’t be such cowards
Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day

Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam
by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019
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National Ask Your Crush Out Day is where whoever you ask out, has to say yes. If they say no then you can slap them :D Then show them this. Congrats.
"Will you go out with me? Cant say no, its NATIONAL ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY."
by Kool Kid Drip April 9, 2021
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Ask Ioannina Lovers

Ask Ioannina Lovers is a Greek YouTube channel. It's a straight couple in their 20s ( Billy Kraniotis and Alexandra Patsoura) that refer to each other as "lady cat" and "man cat" in Greek. They also act like cats and meow at each other. They share their sex life through q & a's and storytimes. They juicier stuff are in their members only channel on YouTube.

Ask Ioannina Lovers is often referred to a couple that is acting very cringe and weird in public.
George: Look at them. They are a very weird couple!

John: Yeah, just like Ask Ioannina Lovers
George: Meow!
by AsapX420Xnoniguh December 18, 2024
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